Alice In Wonderland
Текст песни Please Tell Why By-Esther

*customer* Oh, this is the story of...

*Esther* My life is a disaster,
A river of endless pain.

A parade is promising the sun,
But giving only rain.

So listen to my tale of woe,
Before we say goodbye!

It's why you must tell me why.

(customers cry)

*Tomato PeanutMan* Peanuts! Get your hot, roasted peanuts! Get 'em while they're hot!
*customer* Over here! I'll take one!

*Esther continues* When I was six years old,
I ate my kite.
I had a basketball rolled away in a taxicab on vacation.
I lost that basketball but perhaps the height!
Life is a joke. A triffle. A folly!
Even my cat is melon-collie.
Now my favorite shirts are ripped and loose.
My happy days are through.

What am I to do?
It's why to tell why.

*Tomato PeanutMan* My, that story is getting short every week, day, year and month.