Antisoc
Текст песни A Completely Original Song

this is a completely original song
that I made up myself
if I would have sampled it I would have worked out
a deal to share the wealth
even though everyone samples from everybody
every day
it just doesn't seem that if I sample from a video
game that I should pay

caught in the act and my heart is beating
like when my wife caught me cheating
tell everyone that the internet's wrong
swear up and down I didn't steal that song

steal it like you stole it from me (I stole your lyrics)
steal it like you stole it from me (I called my lawyer)
steal it like you stole it from me (you know it's true)
I would just quit if I were you

I tried to cover it up as long as I can
this song is just a jab at timbaland
try to be up front that's what it's about
be sure your sins will find you out
hear a funky groove that's insanely wicked
don't pay royalties and you try to nick it
goes a couple months and you think you're doing fine
it goes a couple years and you're doing time

by then it's too late for you to abort
you back pay proverbial child support
it's too late for you to take a pay cut
and the lawsuit makes your bank account bankrupt
so what's to do but change the beat
avoid a lawsuit man that'll be sweet
change a few notes once or twice
or just one note like vanilla ice

da-da-da da-da da da da...
da-da-da da-da da da da...

alright stop, check the beat and listen
if that's not a queen beat then I'm probably trippin
if you wanna sell my sample, you gotta pay to use it
now cease and desist while my laywer reviews it

caught in the act and my heart is beating
like when my wife caught me cheating
tell everyone that the internet's wrong
swear up and down I didn't steal that song

steal it like you stole it from me (I stole your lyrics)
steal it like you stole it from me (I called my lawyer)
steal it like you stole it from me (you know it's true)
I would just quit if I were you