Antisoc
Текст песни Hack Celebration

Dang it feels good to be a hacker
a real cracker jack hacker lives a card life
a real cracker jack hacker never buys a CC
cuz real cracker jack hackers got they own, right?
and everything's cool in the mind of a hacker
cuz hackers like energy drinks
Up 365 a year 24/7
real cracker jack hackers don't sleep

Till the feds take down yo operation
take your sorry can back to the station
take away your guns and your knife
put ya in the pen doing 20 to life
the only thing longer your list of crimes
is your phone bill, from all the times
you dialed long distance to africa
dang it feels good to be a hacker

hack celebration
hangin in the crib with my nerds, homes
hack celebration
hacker mastermind
hack celebration
internet crime is a way of life
hack celebration
don't hack the bank if you can't do the time

Dang it feels good to be a hacker
I mean one that you don't really know
flyin low, running proxy chains
decrypting passwords on my Pentium fo'
Now I'm pcappin all o' yo traffic
what now, sucka? I gotcha sosh!
now it's time to kick back and unwind
puffin weed down to the roach

oh wait, this okie don't smoke weed, I don't even wanna
but what am I gonna do with all this marijuana
hackers like me unwind with caffiene
we like it caffienated, carbonated, loaded and green
up all night just to hack the gibson
it's been three days since I've seen the sun
a criminal mastermind ain't no slacker
dang it feels good to be a hacker

hack celebration
hangin in the crib with my nerds, homes
hack celebration
hacker mastermind
hack celebration
internet crime is a way of life
hack celebration
don't hack the bank if you can't do the time

Dang it feels good to be a hacker
like the kind with a suburban home
the kind that like to pay a visit to the country club
you know they say, like, "when in rome"
Dang it feels good to be a hacker
making money with identity theft
buying all your hardware with stolen CC
chargin' cards till there's no dollaz left

and a cracker jack hacker gotta play it real smart
you'll get busted if you don't try
and a cracker jack hacker's gotta lay off the dope
cuz a hacker gets busted when he's high

And all I gotta say to you
wannabe, gonnabe, card stealing, wamu-tradin' slackers
when the cops show up, what on earth you gonna do?
dang it feels good to be a hacker

hack celebration
hangin in the crib with my nerds, homes
hack celebration
hacker mastermind
hack celebration
internet crime is a way of life
hack celebration
don't hack the bank if you can't do the time
(x4)

(Bill Gates verse)
Dang it feels good to be a hacker
makin money at Microsoft
chargin so much for my windows OS
people do a double take and cough
dang it feels good to be a hacker
mixin up some really tasty koolaid
sellin people on corporate philosophy
and charge 200 dollars for the upgrade

and you gotta get movin' like Steve Balmer, man
he's the Microsoft version of a preacher
and if a customer complains, we'll just tell em the truth
"hey man, that's not a bug, its a feature!"

and all I gotta say to you
wannabe, gonnabe, mac usin', super-trendy slacker
when vista shows up, what on earth ya gonna do?
dang it feels good to be a hacker