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Текст песни RPS

If a difficult decision has you under stress
Play it out with a game of RPS
ready your hands, and at the count of three
display your choice to defeat your enemy
the hardest of the three choices is rock
it crushes scissors just like cinder block
defeating all in it's path, like a crusader
beats everything... well except for paper
scissors is a good choice if you like to crop
cut into that paper and never stop
smoke weed, and you're gonna get stoned
and if they choose rock, you're gonna get owned
rock may be strong, but paper covers it
forcing your opponent to submit
watch out for scissors, they like to cut
if you chose paper, they'll kick your butt

here we go
Rochambeau
make your choice and get ready to throw
if we can't agree
just 1, 2, 3
and play a game of rock, paper, scissors with me

"1, 2, 3"
"... Tiger claw!"
"Dude, tiger claw is not a legal move in Rock Paper Scissors"
"oh"

If this isn't hard enough let's add some new rules
like 2 extra attacks that are valuable tools
if you're a purist, you'll stop right now
just to criticize me like Simon Cowell
33 percent of normal matches end a tie
and honestly that number is pretty high
and ties are a thing that I like to prevent
with 5 choices, it drops to 20 percent
First there's Lizard, which loses to rock
and it easily defeats paper or spock
scissors cuts lizard but that's to be expected
a lizard cut in half can't be ressurected
Spock is a wise chose, that's for sure
even though it loses to lizard and paper
spock is the choice of numerous winners
because it beats both rock and scissors

here we go
Rochambeau
make your choice and get ready to throw
if we can't agree
just 1, 2, 3
and play a game of rock, paper, scissors with me


"Ow... why did you just punch me?"
"This is full contact, right"
"Dude, rock paper scissors has never been full contact"
"Oh..."

If you want the goods, keep your eye on the prize
in this hardcore game, there's no room for ties
let's drop two choices and just to keep it fair
let's add fire, water, sponge and air

fire beats scissors, paper, and sponge
sponge beats water when it takes the plunge
a sponge soaks paper in case you care
and when you wring it out, the sponge absorbs air

air evaporates h20
and exinguishes flame when it blows
air blows sand which causes decay
on rock formations as it chips away

rps-7 is a fun little game
but it's still pretty simple to play
if you want to play a game thats much more fun
try playing rps-101

here we go
Rochambeau
make your choice and get ready to throw
if we can't agree
just 1, 2, 3
and play a game of rock, paper, scissors with me


"1, 2, 3"
"Ok, so I picked Vulture and that beats your UFO"
"Yeah, but my UFO is a level 2"
"What?"
"Yeah, you need to have at least a level 2 Vulture"
"No, no, my Vulture has a +3 attack against all type 6 choices"
"I see... but you're forgetting about my Shield of Regeneration"
"When did you pick that up?"
"It was when you chose Airplane, and I beat you with Spider"
"But my Airplane was a level 4"
"Yes, but that still can't defend against a level 3 Spider"
"Oh yeah, good point"
"And it allowed me to aquire the Sheild of Regeneration"
"You know the Sheild only works on even days of the week"
"Or against type 3 creatures"
"Ok, you win this round"
"Yes, last Red Bull is mine! all mine! Booyah!"