April Fish
Текст песни Cousin Kevin (tribute to The Who)

We're on our own, cousin,
all alone, cousin.
Let's think of a game to play,
Now the grown-ups have all gone away.
You won't be much fun
being blind deaf and dumb,
But I've no one to play with today.
D'you know how to play hide and seek?
To find me it would take you a week,
But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere
There's a lot I can do with a freak.

How would you feel if I turned on the bath,
Ducked your head under and started to laugh?
What would you do if I shut you outside,
To stand in the rain
and catch cold so you died?

I'm the school bully!
The classroom cheat!
The nastiest playfriend,
You ever could meet!
I'll stick pins in your fingers
And tread on your feet...

We're on our own, cousin,
all alone, cousin.
Let's think of a game to play,
Now the grown-ups have all gone away.
You won't be much fun
being blind deaf and dumb,
But I've no one to play with today.
D'you know how to play hide and seek?
To find me it would take you a week,
But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere
There's a lot I can do with a freak.

Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
Would change your expression to one of alarm,
I'll drag you around by a lock of your hair
Or give you a push at the top of the stairs...

I'm the school bully!
The classroom cheat!
The nastiest playfriend,
You ever could meet!
I'll put glass in your dinner
And spikes in your seat...