Art Paul Schlosser
Текст песни The Worst Pie

Darling I love you,I really care
My feelings for you are more than rare
I went to the store and guess what I did buy

Chorus:
It's a peppermint rasberry butterscotch pie
Sicks around and gathers flies
Makes you puke and want to die
Hit your neighbor in the eye
With a peppermint rasberry butterscotch pie

Step right up to the refrigerator
Look inside the door
There's something there that's been there for years
To open the package would give me tears
I don't know if it's got mold
but it's really really really old