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Текст песни Bloodhound Gang - Your Pretty When I'm Drunk

ONE NIGHT ME AND THE CREW HIT THE ROAD ON A MISSION. TO SLURP
FREE BREW AND GO FUZZY
FLOUNDER FISHIN'. KAYJEES ON THE HI-FI AND THE KEG WAS BOTTOMLESS.
UNTIL WE BROUGHT
SKIP O' POT2MUS. AND DADDY'S GONNA GET SOME PROBABLY UNDERAGE
AND DUMB. AND
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE DADDY EATS HIS YOUNG. LUPUS IN THE
LAVATORY MAKING A BIG
STINK. MACING UP THE TOILET SEAT AND POOPING IN THE SINK. M.S.G.ЪFFFFB9S
TANKED UP AND WIZZIN' IN
A CUP. WAITING FOR A SPRINKLE GENIE TO COME AND DRINK IT UP.
CAUSE I'M THE ONE BOTTLE
WILLY WITH THE 12 HORSE ALE. AFTER THAT I GET SILLY LIKE SOUPY
SALES. NOW IT'S MIDNIGHT AND
I'M COMPLETELY BOOFY BLITZED. A SIX OF SHLITZ AND THE JEW BREW
MANISCHEWITZ. WITH MY
BEER-TINTED GLASSES I'M READY TO BITTY BATTLE. I'M HUNGRY
LIKE THE WOLF BUT I'LL END UP
TENDING CATTLE. CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK. (YOU'RE
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK).
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK. (YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK).
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
DRUNK. (YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK). YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN
I'M DRUNK. (AND I'M PRETTY
FUCKIN' DRUNK). HERE SHE COMES, A FUNKY FRIED CUTIE. MR. JIMMY
POP ALI IS GONNA GET SOME
BOOTY. CAUSE I'M MR. MCFEELIE WITH A SPEEDY DELIVERY. YOU'D
THINK I WAS A DITCH THE WAY
THIS CHICK WAS DIGGIN' ME. BUT MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK AND SEE
IF THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE.
HEY LUPUS IS SHE CUTE? YEA FOR A PYGMIE. AW! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING
HOME ALONE. AND IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I GAVE A
DOG A BONE. PLUS BEAUTY, IT'S
ONLY SKIN DEEP. IT'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND MY BEHOLDER'S
ABOUT TO TWEAK. I
COULD TAP THAT BARREL, IN FACT I KNOW I CAN. IT'S A MЪFFFFC9NAGЪFFFFC9
A TROIS YOU AND ME AND
HEINEKEN. CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK. (YOU'RE PRETTY
WHEN I'M DRUNK). YOU'RE
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK. (YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK). YOU'RE
PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK.
(YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK). YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK.
(AND I'M PRETTY FUCKIN'
DRUNK). REGRETS I'VE HAD A FEW. FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE
TO MENTION YOU. FOR THE SAKE
OF CONVERSATION WE'LL CALL YOU THE BRAND NEW HEAVY. YOUR A
MIX BETWEEN AN UGNAUT
AND EUGENE LEVY. YOUR BUDDHA YOUR SHAMU YOUR JABBA THE FUCKIN'
HUTT. YOU HAD
HARPOON SCARS AND YOUR BOOBIES WERE HAIRY. I SMELT TUNA MELT
BUT I WASNЪFFFFB9T GONNA
WORRY. IT WAS 3 A.M. AND I WASN'T GETTIN' SQUAT. SO I ROLLED
YOU UP IN FLOUR AND AIMED IT
FOR THE WET SPOT. I WAS BUTTERING ROLLS LIKE A SOUP KITCHEN
CHRISTIAN. THEN IT HIT ME
SOMETHING BIT ME WHILE MY LITTLE ROD WAS FISHIN'. I WAS DEEP
SEA FISHING I TOOK A FAT
CHANCE. BUT HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JABBERJAWS LIVED
IN YOUR PANTS . AT THAT
JUNCTION I CAME TO REALIZE. THAT ONLY FRANK PURDUE LIKES THIGHS
THAT SIZE. FATTY FATTY
BOOM BA LATTY I GOTTA LAMENT. THAT YOU WERE NOT A GIRL YOU WERE
AN EXPERIMENT. CAUSE
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK. (YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK).
YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M
DRUNK. (YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK). YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN
I'M DRUNK. (YOU'RE PRETTY
WHEN I'M DRUNK). YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK. (AND I'M
PRETTY FUCKIN' DRUNK).

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