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Текст песни The Dad Dad Song (I Heard A Rumour...)

SPOKEN:
"Alright, you guys ready for 'The Dad Dad Song'?"
"Yeah man, I think so."
"I really like my dad, let's go ahead. 'Dad Dad Song', take one."

I had to get my tetanus shots,
but my mom was at work
so my dad had to take me.
I was scared of the needle,
so my dad held my hand.
It was over real fast
and he bought me some ice cream.

My dad is not so bad
He's a really cool guy
I'm glad he's my father
My dad is not so bad
There may be better fathers out there
but to me there's no other

SPOKEN: "That was alright. We'll do verse two next, okay?"

My dad and I were playing baseball
We both had a glove, but I was a southpaw
It didn't fit right, so I kept messing up
He said, "Don't worry son--
Let's go get some ice cream."

My dad is not so bad
He's a really cool guy
I'm glad he's my father
My dad is not so bad
There may be better fathers out there
but to me there's no other

SPOKEN:
"Last verse next."
"So far, so good."
"Did I ever tell you about Bobby Thomas?"

Bobby Thomas hit me in the eye
I ran home fast and I started to cry
My dad saw me there and he said,
"Cheer up. There's nothing to fear but
fear itself."

I said, "What?"
He said, "Let's go get some ice cream.
Never mind, let's go get some ice cream."

My dad is not so bad
He's a really cool guy
He'll suffice as a father
My dad is not so bad
I'm really glad that he married my mother

Thanks Dad
Thank you, Dad

Is it your birthday? Yeah! Is it your birthday?
I heard a rumour that it was someone's birthday!

I love you too, Dad

SPOKEN:
"I'm gonna go call my dad."
"Go do it, man."