Corky and the Juice Pigs
Текст песни Gameshow (1,2,3)

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street

Hi Bob, how are you?

Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever
since you got your brand new GAS B-B-QUE!

Along with a year's supply of Kingsford Charcoal - get the Kingsford
edge! But I've seen you cruising down the street- in your BRAND
NEW CAR!

A Chevy Vega! Deluxe convertible hatchback, with reclining bucket
seats and an AM/FM radio. But that is nothing- compared to WHERE
YOU'RE GOING!

PUERTO VALLARTA, MEXICO!

Oh my God!!

I'll be spending seven days and six sensuous nights at the beautiful
Puerto Vallarta Hilton, overlooking the exotic Gulf of Mexico.

Lunch and dinner not included, Bill.


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Two Canadian gameshow announcers meet on the street
Hi Bob, how are you?

Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever
since you got your brand new MCDONALD COUPONS!

Available at McDonald's franchises across Canada. But I've seen
you cruising down the street- in your BRAND NEW COAT!

Yes! It's a beautiful down-filled coat from Sears, Bill. Good
against all the ravages of the winter weather. But again, that
is nothing- compared to WHERE YOU'RE GOING!

BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN HAMILTON! I'll be spending seven days and
two sensuous nights at the beautiful Hamilton Motor Inn, overlooking
absolutely nothing.

Bring your own lunch and dinner, Bill.


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Gameshow three not yet transcribed.