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Текст песни Captain Kirk Vs. Christopher Columbus

Chris Columbus

Arrivederci!
Imma leave before this battle begins.
Cause we both know in the end,
Which of these captain's gonna win.
I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation.
I'll beat you so bad,
They'll feel it in the next a-generation.
So bring in on!
I'll whip you like a Klingon.
My rhymes will burrow in your ears like the wrath of Kahn.
I've got a neck chop for Spock.
I'll put my sword through Sulu.
Check into a Priceline hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu.

Captain Kirk

I'm the enterprising captain,
James Tiberious Kirk.
Representing Riverside, Iowa.
Planet Earth.
I hear you call yourself and explorer but I'm just not having it.
You discovered a new world that was already inhabited.
Why don't you boldly go someplace you've never been before
Like India.
Or any destination you actually set sail for.
You spaghetti eating fuck.
How's your spice rack doing?
I'll be chilling in my spaceship.
Have fun canoeing.

Columbus

You know,
A-rapping against you.
Issa not even fun!
It's like-a somebody
Setta your brains on stun.
I am the fabric of history,
You are a fictional stain.
I'll stick a flag, uppa your ass, anda claim you for Spain!

Kirk

Mister Spock.
Beam me back to 1492
So I can beat this man like it's my job.
We'll see how Isabella likes my captain's log.
It's Kobayashi for you
There's no way you could win
When your weak crew sees me approaching
They'll be like, dammit, it's Jim
I will double fist punch you,
you slave making bitch.
Now, get your genocidal ass
Off of my bridge.