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Текст песни Justin Bieber Vs. Ludwig Van Beethoven

Justin Bieber

Look what the cat dragged back from the dead,
man it looks like Chewbacca wiped his ass on your head.
I'm the next Michael Jackson,
you smell like Betty White.
Here's some asprin,
you're catchin' Bieber fever tonight.
Because my voice is incredible and you music is terrible.
Who even listens to classical anyway?
Even Elise wants to do me, and now that you're right next to me,
I can understand why they used a dog to play you in the movies.

Ludwig van Beethoven

Sit down son, and let me give you a music lesson.
Ask Bach, I got more cock than Smith and Wesson.
Never say never? You'll never be forgettin'.
I've crafted master pieces that will last throughout the ages,
your music gets you bitches on your Facebook pages.
I'm commitin' verbal murder to the major third degree,
my name is Beethoven mother fucka, maybe you've heard of me!
Not the Saint Bernard version, I'm the real OG.
You wanna trade blows? You can't even hit puberty.

Bieber

I've got Kim Kardashian in my bed backstage,
when's the last time your music got anybody laid?
I've got a concert in five so there's not much time left,
Heh-Heh!
What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf.

Beethoven

I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit little girls.
And I'm glad I'm deaf so I can't hear that piece of shit,
"My World."
There's a crowd of millions waitin' to hear my symphonies,
you wanna be a little white Usher? Here show them to their seats!