ERBOH
Текст песни Master Chief Vs. King Leonidas

Leonidas

Spartans! HOO!
Lets start this! HOO!
Show this petty officer whose the hardest!
The bigest mistake that you've ever made,
I'll toss you like a frag grenade.
I'll stomp you in the face, with my sandals enraged
And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade!
Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers,
jerking off to games, giving themselves
first-person shooters.
Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder.
You're in my hood now, chief.
THIS IS SPARTA!

Master Chief

Not so fast!
Cortana says your Greek,
so why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass.
They built a monument to my sins,
you're the soldier they need you to be.
A'int no way that you can beat me,
even my initials spell "MC."
While you and your companions were all camping
in the canyon,
took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon.
They should've thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly.
You will not enjoy this,
but it will be over quickly.

Leonidas

Ha!
I've had better battles with my six-year-old son.
I don't need firepower when I'm rocking these guns.
I'm king!
You sleep in a freezer in outer space.
I would look you in the eyes,
but your to much of a bitch to show your face.

Master Chief

Got a bad case of no shirt, there,
Fabio Flintstone.
Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome.
300 asses need a kicking.
Give more teabags than Lipton.
So why don't you quit your bitchin'.
My trigger finger's itchin'. (holds up middle finger)