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Текст песни Napoleon Bonaparte Vs. Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite

Gosh, I can't believe how mush of a little bitch you are.
When it comes to world leaders,
you, like, literally lowered the bar.
I'll rip your bones apart, Bonaparte.
Turn your horse into glue.
Welcome to the battle of Waterloo part two!
I got skills, I'll put you in a half Horatio Nelson.
You're the ugliest thing that's ever failed in Russia
since Boris Yesltin.
You can keep your French fries,
I got tater tots, you gnome.
Why don't you crawl back in your little shell,
and escargot the heck home.

Napoleon Bonaparte

How dare you adress moi,
you adolescent worm.
I am French,
you are a buck toothed nerd with a perm.
I spit at you harder than Tina the llama.
Smackin' your face 'till your lips swell up,
like Lafawnduh's.
Doodle up some friends,
you gangly freak show.
Before I toss you over the mountain like the dreams of Uncle Rico.
This bastard's about to see how bad a battle can be,
after this, your buddy Pedro will be voting for me!

Dynamite

Why don't you freaking exile yourself
on your little island and hide.
Because this is a rap roller coaster,
your not even tall enough to ride.
I don't really care how many, like, stupid Prussians
you've killed. Cause to me,
you're just the emperor of the Lolly-Pop Guild.

Bonaparte

Sacrebleu! T'as une tete a faire!
Sauter les plaques d'egouts!
I am going to shove your moon boots,
straight up your poop shoot.
I'll whip you so hard,
They'll make a virgin meringue.
You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang.