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Текст песни Nice Peter Vs. Epic Lloyd & Kassem G

Epic Lloyd

This is one vid kid
That you won't ever survive.
I will beat you, dislike you,
Then unsubscribe.
You'll be good at rapping someday,
I promise bro.
But for now just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show.
I'll slaughter your watercolor unicorns
Eat em for breakfast.
Then leak to Youtube,
Your middle name is Alexis.
I can tell your scared
Just by them body language I'm reading.
Look, your hairline's already retreating.
Nice Peter? Who's that?
No one gives to shits.
Everyone knows your page is just the place where rap battles live.
Dude, your really huge on Youtube,
You got a great career.
But remember,
you got famous off of my idea.

Nice Peter

The battles were your idea to start with,
That's no lie.
But I'm the one who had the brains to let
A midget play the bad guys.
Look at you!
Or let me just tell you what I see.
Your a short little sidekick.
I'll call you mini-me.
I drew a moustache on your face,
And you played a mean Hitler.
Take the moustache away,
You look more like Bette Midler.
You big tooth, chompy face,
Horse looking prick.
You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick.

Epic Lloyd

You're taller than I am,
But you look up to me.
The guy who got you your first job
in comedy.

Nice Peter

I wrote your best verses for you.
Let you scream on the chorus.
You've got as much music talent
As Chuck fucking Norris.

Epic Lloyd

You? A musician?
That's kind of stretching.
You wrote eighty-seven songs with the same chord progression.


Nice Peter

You look like a thumb.
Where'd you even come from.
It's I'm battle rapping a fat version f Gollum.

Epic Lloyd

I'm gonna knock you right outta
Your little Superman socks.
You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG's jock.

Nice Peter

Man, you don't even have to say that kind of shit.
Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit.

KassemG

(slaps Peter)
Not only are you not going to quit the rap battles,
Pete. Your gonna make them bigger. Your gonna make them better.
Your gonna put them on a different channel.

Nice Peter

I guess we could make, like, a second season.

KassemG
(slaps Peter)
Yes, exactly.
And you, whats your name? I wanna say Todd.

Epic Lloyd

Lloyd

KassemG

You should make a Youtube page.

Epic Lloyd

I have one.

KassemG

Right