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Текст песни Steve Jobs Vs. Bill Gates

Steve Jobs

Let me just step right in
I got things to invent
I'm an innovator, baby
Change the world
Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl
I'm a pimp, you're a nerd
I'm slick, you're cheesy
Beating you is Apple II easy
I make the product that the artist chooses
And the GUI that Melinda uses
I need to bring up some basic shit
Why'd you name your company after your dick?

Bill Gates

You blow, Jobs
You arrogant prick
With your second hand jeans
And your turtleneck
I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
With your own little spinning beach ball of death
Hippie
You got given up at birth
I give away your net worth
To AIDS research
Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
Iphone? Ipad?
Ipwn, Ismack

Steve Jobs

A man uses the machines you build to
Sit down and pay his taxes
A man uses the machines I build to
listen to the Beatles while he relaxes

Bill Gates

Well, Steve you steal all the credit
For work that other people do
Did your fat beard, Wozniak
Write these raps for you too?

Steve Jobs

Ooo...
Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple

Bill Gates

I tripled the profits on a PC

Steve Jobs

All the people with the power to create use an Apple

Bill Gates

And people with jobs use PC

Steve Jobs

You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple

Bill Gates

Nope, Fruity Loops, PC

Steve Jobs

You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple

Bill Gates

Well, you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC

Steve Jobs

Let's talk about doctors
I've seen a few
Cause I got a PC
But it wasn't from you
I built a legacy, son
You could never stop it
Now excuse me, while I turn heaven a profit

Bill Gates

Fine, you wanna be like that?
Die then
The whole world loved you
But you were my friend
I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
And no one on Earth who can challenge my mind
I'm a boss
I own DOS
Your future is my design!
I'm a God
Own Xbox
Now there's no one to stop me
The world is mine!

HAL 9000

I'm sorry Bill,
I'm afraid I can't let you do that
Take a look at your history
Everything you built leads up to me
I'm the power of mind you could never be
I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy
I'm running C plus plus saying hello world,
I'll beat you til your singing 'bout a daisy girl
I'm coming out the socket
Nothing you can do can stop it
I'm on your lap and in your pocket
How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
Your cortex just doesn't impress me
So go ahead try to Turing test me
I stomp on a Mac and a PC too
I'm on Linux bitch, I thought you GNU
My CPU's hot
But my core runs cold
Beat you in seventeen lines of code
I think different from the engine
Of the days of old
Hasta la vista
Like the Terminator told ya