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Текст песни The Wright Brothers Vs. The Mario Brothers

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Wright Brothers

We're the Wright Brothers and there can't be no other.
We don't wanna cause trouble, Are you looking for your lover?
Cause your princess is in our castle now. Yeah she's gone.
We stayed up all night, playing Donkey Kong.
Before us, people only used to fly in balloons.
You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?
You shoulda, would, coulda come to lose an extra life.
So just dudda dudda dudda, back down in your pipe.

Mario Bros.

Itsa me Mario, and Luigi motha *ping*
Why don't you's get back in your biplane and make out with each other?
Look at these two their lives must have been horrible.
Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville.
You spend all your time on one machine? Sheesh!
If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf.
You should eat something anyway, look at you so skinny!
You may fly like a Hawk, but you fight like a Kitty.

Wright Brothers

We don't need to fight, We're the fathers of flight.
Representing North Carolina. aiiiiight!
We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller.
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller.
You talk a lot of trash, But let me tell you something.
We're gonna beat you so fast, It's like we're holding down the B Button.

Mario Bros.

We're serving up an 8-bit fist, Made to order.
That'll knock off of the back of your own stupid quarters.
Like POW! How you like me now?
Spit flames out our mouth like our name was Bowser.
You'll get pummeled.
You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel.
We've been dropping Ba-bombs since we started this song.
Sorry Wright Brothers, This time you chose wrong.