Evil Jake
Текст песни What's The Deal With Chuck Norris

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I love the way you eye fuck me when I'm passing by
I think it's sexy the way you smile, babe
You know you want to suck my cock
Even though I ain't a jock
But nobody goes by stereotypes now

I like to think of myself as me
A non-comformer with a hate of MTV
You like to think of me as a prick
Just cause I say no emo kids have dicks

I think that's it's unfair that we can't agree that
Why can't we just compromise?
But you just can't do that
You're becoming such a hag
When you make me listen to pop punk crap

I like to think of myself as me
A non-comformer with a hate of MTV
You like to think of me as a prick
Just cause I say no emo kids have dicks

I like to think you as sour
A TRL poser who loves Brandon Flowers
But you like think of you as a queen
A Brittany Spears clone with no self-esteem