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Текст песни Astigmatic - parody

I'm astigmatic
And you say
There's twincest
Between my bro and me
I'm astigmatic
You know he looks
Like a girl and
I've lost my bifocals
You're astigmatic
When you beat
Our drummer
With two bottles of beer
You're astigmatic
Asked you to hit
Our bass player
We hate Georg....

Where did I leave
My lenses?
Damn I have lost
My lenses
Someone took
My lenses
I can't find
My lenses!

I'm astigmatic
Thrown a butt
On a grupic
At a gas pump from Hamburg
I'm astigmatic
And indeed
I though she was
A very high ash tray
So astigmatic
He's short signted
She's long sighted
I'm astigmatic

Where did I leave
My lenses?
Damn I have lost
My lenses
Someone took
My lenses
I can't find
My lenses!

Astigmatic(4x)

Each step
You make
You don't know
Where it takes
Your heart
Your soul
When you
Don't know
Where you are
Anymore
You're astigmatic
Like me!!