Family Guy
Текст песни My God, This House Is Freaking Sweet

[All] We only live to kiss your ass!
[Butler] Kiss it? Hell, we'll even wipe it for you.

[All] From here on in, it's easy street.
[Peter] Are there any bars on that street?
[Butler] Twenty-four happy hours a day!

[All] We'll stop Jehovah's at the gate.
[Butler] Can I see that pamphlet, sir?
[Peter] My god, this house is freakin' sweet!

[Cook] I makes brunch, Clive cooks lunch,
[Both] Each and every day...
[Clive] Chocolate cake a la Blake!
[Peter] Hundred bucks Blake is gay!

[All] We'll do the best we can with Meg!
[Meg] Are you saying I'm ugly?
[Maid] It doesn't matter, dear, you're rich now!

[All] We'll do your nails and rub your feet!
[Lois] Oh, that's not neccess -- oh, my...

[All] We'll do your homework every night!
[Chris] It's really hard.
[All] That's why we got that Stephen Hawking guy.
[Peter] My god, this house is freakin' sweet!

[Peter] Used to pass lots of gas, Lois ran away...
[Peter] Now we got thirty rooms -- hello, beans, goodbye, spray!

[All] We'd take a bullet just for you!
[Stewie] Oh, what a coincidence, I've got one!
[Lois] Stewie!

[All] Prepare to suck that golden tea...
[All] Now that you're stinking rich, we'd gladly be your bitch.
[Peter] My god, this house is freakin' sweet!
[All] Welcome!

(Music ends.)

[Maid] Thats a rap, people. Now, let's get the hell out of here.
[Peter] Wait a second, where are you going?
[Maid] The old bag only paid us up through the song.
[Lois] Well, we can just pick up after ourselves. After all, we'll just be here on weekends...
[Peter] No, no, Lois, it's time you started living like the piece of schmit you are!
[Lois] That's Pewterschmidt...
[Peter] W-wait you guys, you guys -- you're all hired to be full time Griffin servants!
[Lois] Peter, where are we going to get the money to pay all these people?
[Peter] Simple -- I sold our house in Quahog...
[Lois] You sold our home?
[Peter] Suprise!
[Lois] Peter, how could you?
[Peter] Whoops!

(Music starts again.)

[Peter] I recognize that tone, tonight I sleep alone. But still this house...
[All join] Is freakin' sweet!