Family Guy
Текст песни Stewie's Sexyparty

His name is Stewie (I say)
He's throwing you
a sexy party (sexy)
I'm so in love with Stew
the only baby who's got
it all figured out
you better give him money now (you got that right)
he's gonna take over the world one day

(welcome to my sexy party have a breast stroke
with a dash of the carty the women will converse with you
about wealth, or shoes or the weather and everyone's health
we're all celebrating with smiles unfurled
as I make preparations to take over the world
and just so it won't seem awfully strange
I'll tell you right now what's going to change
Beyonce Knowles will massage my head and I'll
make Kid Rock bring me breakfast in bed and
Britney's husband will feel my wrath when my army makes
the little fu** take a bath)

His name is Stewie (That's right)
He's throwing you
a sexy party (no sh**)
I'm so in love with Stew
the only baby who's got
it all figured out
you better give him money now(got that right ladies)
He's gonna take over the world one day

(When I rule the world I don't want to hear giggles
I'll not be disturbed while I'm watching the wiggles
and maybe this is going out on a limb
but I'll expect better jokes on "According to Jim"
and Starbucks will use the words "large" and "small"
not pretentious crap like "grande" and "tall"
and just to give babies a fighting chance
I'll make it socially acceptable to sh** in your pants
and curfew times will be no more
you can stay out till two or three or four
for who's going to make you go to bed?
certainly not Lois
the fu** will be dead)
His name is Stewie (I'm Stewie thats right)
He's throwing you
a sexy party (I'm the crazyest playa)
I'm so in love with Stew
the only baby who's got it all figured out
you better give him money now(yes indeed)
He's gonna take over the world one day

(when I'm ruler of the world
I'll use my might to put more plinko
on the price is right
and Madonna will perform at my palace live
because she still looks beautiful at 75
and Banana Republic will feel my rage
when I order them to stop asking me if I want a fu**ing 10%
discount card alright
all I want is this shirt and these pants okay
and I know you guys get like a store commission
every time you sell one of these things
and that's great and your parents are probably really fu**ing
proud of you
His name is Stewie "Oh juniors got a job he's doing well
He's throwing you oh everythings hunky dorey in the family
a sexy party but you know what... um .... okay)
I'm so in love with Stew
the only baby who's
got it all figured out (right in the middle of a sentence there)
you better give him money now (and you interrupted me)
he's gonna take over the world one day (uhh.. are you ladies even listening to what im saying?)
his name is Stewie (hello?)
he's throwing you (da** you I will not be ignored)
a sexy party
I'm so in love with Stew (fine i'll just go suck on Lois's br**** or something)
(DA** YOU ALL!!!)