Fishboy
Текст песни A Surprise Return

my christmas tree came back today
angry he'd been thrown away
last, last December
my christmas tree knocked on my door
told me about the trip he'd taken back from the landfill
I told him I was sorry and I didn't realize
christmas trees have feelings just like you or I
so I shook his branch and I apologized
and we played pingpong in the basement
my christmas tree came back today
told me he had no where to stay
so I offered him our guest bedroom
now my christmas tree has been here for weeks
I've not the heart to ask him to leave
he's the worst house guest ever
and the moral of the story can be said like this
christmas trees they never wanna call it quits
so before you throw your tree out chop it up to bits
and have a happy new year