Frank Zappa
Текст песни Be In My Video (YCDTOSA)

Aynsley Dunbar: Yeah...
Girl #1: I would go to Orlando if you, uh, would let me on your plane.
Girl #2: That's what I said about this.
Aynsley: You gonna gimme a quick knob-job, then, on the way down?
Girl #1: Sure.
Girl #2: That's the price.
Aynsley: Yeah?
Girl #1: Sure.
Guy #1: This guy's crude!
Girl #2: You know, there's always a catch.
Aynsley: She'll come down, she'll come down. We might as well get it. You'll do the whole band?
Girl #1: Sure.
Aynsley: Yeah?

Be in my video,
Darling, every night
I will rent a cage for you
And mi ji-nits dressed in white
(teeny-little-tiny-little...)

Twirl around in a lap dissolve
Pretend to sing the words
I'll rent a gleaming limousine;
Release a flock of
Ber-herna-herna-herna
Herna-her-nerds

Why don't you
Wear a leather collar
And a dagger in your ear
(Stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-stabbinitin-YOU!)
I will make you smell the glove
And try to look sincere, then we'll

Dance the blues
(Oh yes, we'll dance the blues)
Let's dance the blues
(What a terrific idea!)
Let's dance the blues
(Oh, you'll love it, it's a way of life)
Under the megawatt moonlight

Pretend to be Chinese,
(One-hung-low)
I'll make you wear red shoes
There's a cheesy atom bomb explosion
All the big groups use

Atomic light will shine
Through an old venetian blind
Making patterns on your face,
An' then it cuts to outer space

With its billions & billions &
Billions & billions

(Oh, be)
Be in my video
(In my video)
Darling, every night
(Darling, every night)
Everyone in cable-land
(Everyone in cable-gable-land)
Will say you're 'outa-site'
(Will say you're really 'outa-site')

You can show your legs
(You can show your pretty legs)
While you're getting in the car, then
(In my red hot-rod car, then I...)
I will look repulsive
(With my big ears and all)
While I mangle my guitar

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, moo-moo-ahhhh

Reen-toon-teen-toon-teen-toon
Tee-nu-nee-nu-nee, moo-ahhhh

Tee-nu-nee-moo-ahhhh
Tee-nu-nee-moo-wah-wah-wah-ooo

After all the close-up shots
Of you in bondage leather
They'll spray an alley with a hose
And then we'll MINE THE HARBOR

Dance de blude agin
Led dance de blude agin (oh, yeah)
Led dance de blude agin
In de middle o' de alley

Let's dance your face
Let's dance your lips
Let's dance your nose
And then we'll dance your sinus
It's definitely a case of
MOO-AHHHH!