Frank Zappa
Текст песни Cheepnis (YCDTOSA)

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real good
An' then I watched a movie
From Hollywood

I ate a hot dog
It tasted real good
Then I watched a movie
From Hollywood

Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me, yeah
Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see now?
The little strings on the Giant Spider?
The Zipper From The Black Lagoon?
(HOO HOO HA HA HA!)
The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?
(And the flaps on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb
They use when the slime droozle off
The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock, yeah
And the canvas of the cave is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide
And too short for the scientist man
The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind, yeah
While the monster just ate Japan

Ladies and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call FRENCHIE
(A very large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching the airport
Bullets can't stop it
Rockets can't stop it
There's no way we can let it go through customs tonight!

GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING
(Yes, he does!)
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING
GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING (Look out!)

This mornin', this mornin'
When I ordered some breakfast
I told them to bring me three eggs
And they brought me three dozen, yeah, yeah, yeah

I opened up the bartender in my room
To look outside
Big old black cloud
Hooverin' over, fillin' the side

Soon I could see
A big old horrible mountain (well!)
Big old monster climbing over
Trying to get somewhere
I think his name was Frenchie (well...)
I think his name was Frenchie
Frenchie, hey-hey
Frenchie, hey-hey
Frenchie, hey-hey

Somebody said: "Look out!"
Somebody said: "Hey!" (well!)
Before we need this little bit a longer
A big old hairy poodle
(Well, might chew something on ya)
Comin' to get ya
Tryin' to spout something on ya
I wonder what it was
I said I wonder what it was
I said WOW!

A big old white and milky substance (might chew something)
Comin' at ya (well)
A big old white and milky substance (at ya)
Comin' at ya
Look out for the hairy poodle
It might chew somethin' on ya (ay!)
Look out for the hairy poodle (well)
It might chew somethin' on ya (well)
Look out for the hairy poodle (hairy)
It might chew somethin' on ya (hairy)
Look out for the hairy poodle (hairy)
It might chew... look it here (hairy)
Follow me, an' go to the shelter!
Follow me, an' go to the shelter!

GO TO DA SHELTER
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA SHELTER
GO TO DA SHELTER

GO TO DA SHELTER
MY BABY, MY BABY,
GO TO DA SHELTER
GO TO DA SHELTER

Can y'see it at all
Can y'see it from here
Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees
If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis please
(Wah, the booger-booger)
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
(Wah, the shooter-booger)
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
(Look at the (...) booger)
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
(Cheeper the better)
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
(Cheeper the better)
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
(Cheeper the better)
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis
(Cheeper the better)
(Cheeper the better)
(Cheeper the better)
(Cheeper the better)
Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know
I need a little more cheepnis...
(Take a booger home with you... a-ha!)