Gilbert O'sullivan
Текст песни Or So They Say

Or I've never been able To stand on a table Without using both
of my feet I've always resisted The choice that was listed Whenever
I sat down to eat. Now don't think me rude but that dress is
so low cut Your navel is sticking out And not that I'm curious
But seeing how low yours is I wonder where mine is about. I read
in the newspapers only today that tomorrow's will be even better
liquid detergent is now guaranteed to absorb all the dirt from
your sweater Or so they say. We once had a neighbour Who came
from Jamaica (No - she came of her own accord) Who talked with
an accent Like that of a Dachshund Whose cousin the Queen had
adored. Oh how would you like it If I was invited To Lords on
the first day of play I'm no Gary Sobers But I can bowl overs
In quite an unorthodox way. Now cricket's a game that can baffle
us all It's the silly mid-on that gets me Silly or not, it's
enthralling to watch Only maidens of course disagree. Or so they
say. Life is so often a dullish affair It's no wonder that crime
has incre
ased What does it matter, if there's no hereafter We're here
after all just to breathe Or so they say. And as I finish playing
This is my way of saying "THE END."