Harry Hill
Текст песни I Wanna Baby

Mum I'm just going in the garden
Look out for dog muck
It's alright, I'll be on me trampoline


My name is Chantelle
And i am fourteen
I got an iPod and a trampoline
Easy to find me
Know what I mean?
If I ain't on FaceBook
I'm on me trampoline
I got a Pitbull
And I like texting
And pretty soon
I'll do the sex thing...


Chorus:
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
I wanna baby of my own
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
A baby and a mobile phone


I like Jordan, Kerry Katona
See ya later, I said I'll phone ya
Love me boyfriend, like no other
He had his name down, for Big Brother
I wanna boob job, and when I'm fifteen
I'll take my boob job, on me trampoline...


Chorus:
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
I wanna baby of my own
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
A baby and a mobile phone


I got ambition, don't want the Dole
No, I want a snog with Ashley Cole
Or Frank Lampard, or John Terry
Or just anyone who's on the telly
I got a pitbull and a parrot
I got a fish tank, I don't like carrots...


Chorus:
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
I wanna baby of my own
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
A baby and a mobile phone



I watch Jamie (aww)
And I watch Gok Wan
I wanted Flat Screen, so I got one
If you saw me, It's quite apparent
That I'm the fat one, off Britain's Got Talent
I got a big bag of Haribo
Me brother, he got an ASBO
Me mum has, got a fag on
Me dad has, got a tag on
Had a holiday in Corfu
Dad couldn't make it
'Cos of his curfew...


Chorus:
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
I wanna baby of my own
I wanna baby
I wanna baby
A baby and a mobile phone


She's not called Jordan anymore she's called Katie Price

You looking at my Pitbull?
[No]
You looking at my Flat Screen?
[No]
Is something wrong with you or what?

Chantelle, take your dog out, would ya?
But I did it last month

Ohh whats that awful noise? ohh turn it off
It's a baby!

I don't like that I've changed my mind
I think I might go to University instead

I wanted a baby but I don't want one now

I wanted a baby but I changed me mind

Mum, how do you stop it crying?

I'm Anne Widdecombe, and I'd like a baby...

Thanks to MegaMuncheeZ for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to chantelle for correcting these lyrics