Jeffrey Hitchin
Текст песни Tech support

What did I do to deserve this? Hearing that it doesn't work.
I'm just trying to help, but you're being a jerk!
Thank you sir, now could you stop swearing? My fragile ego's been stomped.
All because you don't know your ass from a C-prompt.
Maybe if you'd start thinking, you'd know why that cursor's blinking,
maybe your IQ is sinking, or perhaps you've been drinking?
Please don't call me, I won't call you.
Don't tell me to fix this for you.
I'm not Bill Gates - I'm Tech Support.

What did I do to deserve this? Why can't you just read the book?
You could have done it on hold the thirty minutes it took.
Why can't you just load up Windows? Compared to DOS it's paradise.
Please stop screaming that F-DISK is the Antichrist.
Could you stop this verbal assault, just because you forgot the defaults,
and if your process halts, 'cuz you didn't read the docs, why is that my fault?
Please don't call me, I won't call you
Don't tell me to fix this for you.
I'm not Bill Gates - I'm Tech Support

What made me think I would like this? It must have been my imagination!
I mean formatting hard disks is not a complex operation!

What did I do to deserve this? Why can't you just get a clue?
Try removing disk one before inserting disk two.
Why do I have to repeat things I've told you at least six times before?
Pack it up and just take it on back to the store!
I could be going crazy, but it seems your memory's hazy,
I don't think you're acting spacey, I think you're too damn lazy.
Please don't call me, I won't call you
Don't tell me to fix this for you
I'm not Bill Gates - I'm Tech Support.