Jenn Crosbie
Текст песни He Could Be Her Jake (Revised)

Jakes my man,my main squeeze
I'm so good at English, it brings him to his knees
He sits behind me looking hot, I hope nobody tries to take his spot
If only I knew how to cook
I could invite him for dinner and we could study our English book
If I had his picture I'd hang it on my wall
I hope I run into him tommorow at the mall
He's so hot he is on fire
He's my english boy, my desire
Come and take me you manly stud
I'm waiting for you in the tub
I dream about you all day long
Thats mainly why Jen wrote this lame-ass song
But today I found out terrible news
In the battle for Jakes heart I lose
My Jake has already found a fair maiden
But alas it's okay I'll always have Hayden
If things with Hayden should go Bad
Don't worry I still have my Brad
If Brad turns out to be Insane
Well then there is always Shane
If Shane should ever treat me poorly
I will just have to marry Orli