Johnny Malibu
Текст песни Dick Tar

Have you heard the news release
There's another oil spill in the mideast
We need Dick Tar, Dick Tar
Special Agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar

He's here to keep the peace
By scooping up the grease

We need Dick Tar, Dick Tar
Special Agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar
Calling Mr. Dick Tar, Dick Tar
Come on and help us Dick Tar, Dick Tar

( Hello, Mr. Tar's office.
Yeah, I'm lookin for Dick Tar.
Mr. Tar is out of the office, may I help you?
Yeah, I got a stopped-up toilet, could you help me out?
I'm sorry, we don't do toilets.
Help me out.
But we do oil spills sir, Mr. Tar's in the middle east, may I take a message?
Listen, my toilet's stopped up, I need help.
Reginald, is that you? )

We need Dick Tar, Dick Tar
Special Agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar

Hi-ho Silver, Dick rides again
Let's sop up that slime

Dick Tar, Dick Tar
Special Agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar

He frees the birds from goo
So the ocean's safe for me and you

We need Dick Tar, Dick Tar
Special Agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar
He's superhuman Mr. Dick Tar, Dick Tar
The one and only Dick Tar, Dick Tar

( Mr Tar's office.
Listen, I'm looking for Dick Tar, can you help me out?
Reginald! I told you I would call you after work.
Now listen, I got a stopped-up toilet and my name is not Reginald. Can you help me out?
Why don't you call a plumber?
Can you refer me to somebody else? This is crazy.
A.D. Do.
Yeah, thanks for nothing.
Thank you. )

Dick Tar, Dick Tar

(Thanks for calling Dick Tar.)