Jonathan Mann
Текст песни The iPhone 4 Antenna Song

There's an awful lot of hoopla
Around the iphone 4 antenna
When you grip it with the death grip
And you're call slips away

The media loves a failure
In a string of success
The facts won't ever matter
If they can make bigger messes

Sure i can make it happen
But in terms of daily usage
I've yet to drop a call
So this whole damn thing is stupid

And you can call me a fan-boy
I've been called worse things
But gizmodo just ridiculous
Pulling their anti-apple strings

You bought a stolen prototype
Get over it and move on
hey i`ve got an idea
Let's all sing this song!

It goes!

If you don't want an iPhone 4
Don't buy it
And you don't like it
Bring it back.

If you don't want an iPhone 4
Don't buy it
And you don't like it
Bring it back.

If you don't want an iPhone 4
Don't buy it
And you don't like it
Bring it back.

If you don't want an iPhone 4
Don't buy it
And you don't like it
Bring it back.

Bring it back.
Bring it back.
Back to the Apple Store
But you know, you won't!