Josh Tobin
Текст песни I'm A Gangster

(in a Ghandi accent)
dunt player hate on me. play....player hate on sumone else.

yo,yo yo, im...im a gangster, where my dogs at?
bark with me if your my dog.
yo yo yo, im going, im gonna give a shout out to all the player haters. if your a player hater, don't pla...player hate on me. im..ima gangster.... im straight up.

grrrr, i'm steaming mad. grrrr.
ima gangster, ima a straight up G.
the gangster life is the life for me. (life for me)

Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night.
being a gangster is HELLA tight.

i walk around town with a stark erection.
then gave your mom a yeast infection.

i saw a policeman, and i punched him in the eye.
to serve and protect, what a lie! (what a lie!)

i also dont like white people, you shouldn't too.
and dont get me started about the jews.

ima gangster, grrr, im mad
ima gangster, my rhymes are bad.

ima gangster, i'm iced out like a freezer.
ima gangster, i dont listen to weezer.

i dropped outta school at the age of 3. Why?
cause all the teachers tried to player hate on me. Oh.

my rhymes are cool, just like doing cocaine.
my rhymes are hot, like a burning flame.

sisko is my homie, hes a gangster too.
me sisko are the leaders of the gangster crew.

i like to be in jail, he likes to sing and dance.
sum say were the perfect match.

step off...
step back.....
step awaaay.... (no thats not it at all)
step back.... (i also want to- see i want to start over again)
dont..dont step forward..
step back!....
dont step forwards step backwards...
backwards...
dont step to me...
DO NOT STEP TO MEEEEEEEEE...REEEEEEEEEE... (foaming sound)

im givin a shout out to all ma homies in cell block 8.
being in jail sucks cause u always have to masturbate.

except wen a jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer.
they will make mince-meat out of hiz rear.

ben peddy helped me make the gangster beat to this song.
i shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong.

ima gangster, i drop bombs like hiroshima.
ima gangster, bitch suck on my weiner.

ima gangster, i drive a cool car.
ima gangster, i smoke weed in a cigar.

yo! my gangster flow.
yo! yo yo yo.

im rolling on doughs, iced out like hockey.
i got (stutter) got kicked outta Japan for drinking all da saki.

fuck a bitch, gimmie head hoe.
whats up to my dogs, yo yo yo.

they play this song on the radio all day long,
so everyone can hear my gangster song.

nobody thought i'd blow up like a firestone tire---
oh, theres no beat left...

(gunshots)
die! die you old Santa Claus, die!
(gunshots end)

no, i dont want to do accopello.

(Ghandi again)
like to slap bitches.
i like to slap hoes.

-Added by Lasereye