K-Rino
Текст песни Alien Baby

[Intro: K-Rino]
Okay
If we'll all gather around
And be real good I'll tell you the story about
The Alien Child
And how he came to be
On this planet here with us
LISTEN!

[K-Rino]
Way off in the galaxy far away
There was a planet in disarray, in total dismay
A sinister circumstance and a retched display
The population terrorized by a killer named K
The wisdom of the whole world was kept in a book
For only the King to read, no others could look
K snuck into the castle took a leak on the lawn
Before anyone could respond he and the book was gone
Took it to a cave at an unreachable height
Memorized three-thousand pages in only one night
The light came on, rays shot from his face
He had acquired ability to conquer the place
He wasted no time ravaging life with his hand
Overthrew the world rulers and took over the land
With every second that he studied did his power increase
And all he kept saying was, "This book is a BEAST!"

[Hook: x2]
Oooooooh, Ooooooh...
It's the Alien Baby
Ba-bay

[K-Rino]
His reign had lasted two centuries and then
A secret congregation developed among men
One guy said think as hard as you can
So we can come up with the plan to get rid of this man
A lady walked in before the plotting could start
Y'all have seem to forgotten the most monotonous part
She said, "He's bound to put an end to you gossiping men
Don't you know he's got the book, you can't possibly win"
The meeting adjourned everybody sadly moved on
The lady left and transformed it was K all along
But an old man walked up with plans for the task
He said, "There's one thing K doesn't know that the book has"
"What?" "A pamphlet, consisting of only one page
With the power to disengage evil at any stage"
They said if that book is real he already killed him
The man opened up his coat, a light beamed and he reviled it

[Hook x2]

[K-Rino]
Heavens to Murgatroyd, what the hell, low and behold
When he opened the book wind started blowing in cold
He started chanting "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeaah", a language unknown
Then his voice lowered deeper to a dangerous tone
He was summoning the book's destruction for an hour
A guy stood skeptical and doubted his power
As the doubter thought, "All of this is fake" in his mind
The man looked right at him told him, "No it's not" and kept trying
He collapsed; he woke and said the planet is saved
If you looking to find K he's out cold in the cave
Soldiers rushed up to capture him bombarded the interest
Starving for vengeance but all they saw was an infant (wow)
They said, "He got away, the planets in trouble"
"No he didn't he's the baby in the oblong shuttle
Sentences start over, be no kindred of you
And there's a planet called Earth that we're sending him too"
The little shuttle was propelled through the darkness of Space
Passed light-speed speared at a remarkable pace
Like a meteor it hit the ground and shook up the land
In South Park they found a baby with a book in his hand

[Rapping through the hook:]
With a book in his hand, with a book in his hand
They found a little eddy baby with a book in his hand, yeah
HA-HA
What's his name?
C'mon

[Hook]