Kellie Pickler
Текст песни Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind

I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong,
Just look in my closet, not a thing to put on.
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind -
Things that never cross a man's mind.

Let's turn off the TV, now can't we just talk?
Let's lay here and cuddle 'til we both drift off,
If we don't make love that'll be just fine -
Things that never cross a man's mind.

That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick,
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it.
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold,
And watching all this football is sure getting old.

Wish I was working this weekend,
Not on the lake wetting my line -
Things that never cross a man's mind.

Her lips are too red, her skirt is too tight,
Her legs are too long and her heels are too high.
Boy, she looks like the marrying kind - Things that never cross a man's mind.

That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick,
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it.
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold,
And watching all this football is sure getting old.

Wish I was working this weekend,
Not on the lake wetting my line -
Things that never cross a man's mind.

I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixing to starve,
That movie was good except for the violent parts.
Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair?
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer.

These curtains clash with the carpet, The color scheme is a crime -
Things that never cross a man's mind, Things that never cross a man's mind.