Kevin Bloody Wilson
Текст песни She's The Sorta Sheila

Verse 1:
A
Well there ain't many sheilas where I come from
E
But she's the sorta sheila for me.

'N' they recon I got the ugliest one
A
But she's the sorta sheila for me.

'N' if ya had a dog that looked like that
D
You'd shave its arse 'n' teach it to walk backwards
E
But you couldn't teach an animal to fuck like that
A
So she's the sorta sheila for me.


Chorus: (play this after each verse)

EA
Yeah, she's the sorta sheila for me
E
She's the sorta sheila for me

She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin' but
A
She's the sorta sheila for me.


Extra verses:

Verse 2:
Well there's no politically correct word for fuckin'
fat
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
But providing I can get drunk enough
She's Elli McPherson when I'm upin 'er
And even Wayne Kerry wouldn't bother tryin' to fuck 'er
But she's the sorta sheila for me.

Verse 3:
She's got BO and she's got bad breath

But she's the sorta sheila for me.

She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She picks her nose and she's always fartin'
Got saggy tits and a saggy arse
But I tell ya what mate I'm fuckin' laughin'
But she's the sorta sheila for me.

Verse 4:
Yeah, she ain't to pretty and she ain't to bright
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe
But she's the sorta sheila for me.
She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids
Mate two short planks look like a computer
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root 'er
So she's the sorta sheila for me.

play chorus twice

End verse: (use short palm muted strums)
AA
Yeah you know the best bit is she's deaf 'n' dumb
DD
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub
EE
So I'm not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was

EA (normal strum pattern)
She's the sorta sheila for me.
EA
She's the sorta sheila for me.
EA
She's the sorta sheila for me.
EAEA
She's the sorta sheila for me.