Kirby
Текст песни The Kirby Song

My name is Kirby, got a problem with it.Yeah I may be 9 years
old but I still can rap.Wneh I was little they said I was dumb
``If I`m dumb then you`re a woman." ``No it`s,ands,or buts like
I said you must be a woman." So then when I got in third grade
they said my teacher hits kids ``If she touches me I`ll punch
her in the mouth."

The kirby song.The best song in the world.just can`t beat this song.
Scooby-doo claims to be a dog but he`s a cat.Homer Simpson married
a woman named Marge.I think that she really wants Homer`s money.``Marge
what are you doing with that money."``Um,I`m just going to give
the kids there money." So I went to the store and saw some candy
I liked,I decided to steal it and eat it for desert.

The kirby song.The best song in the world.You just can`t beat this song.

I was selling stuff for a fund rasier at school.For one of my
prizes I got a tape player that broke.My mom started to sue
but instead I beat the school up.Got a bomb and blew school up
to mars.It landed on a alien a all the kids ran out.They all
suffocated so the aliens ate them for dinner.Haha that`s what
you get for messing with me fools.