Les Claypool's Fancy Band
Текст песни Vernon The Company Man

Vernon was a company man
He kept his hair trimmed short and his side burns shaved
He was a Brill Cream man
He liked swiss and ham
He drank beer out of the can on Saturdays
He was a company man

Vernon was a company man
His hat glommed onto his head like a bottle cap
His face read like a topographical map
And he would chat like a bird
When there was nothing to say
He's a company man
He's a company man

Vernon was a company man
He had an ex-wife an ex-kid an ex-dog an ex-house
He played footsie with a dead man's spouse
Then the Marlboro Man dug him an early grave
He's a company man
He's a company man