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Текст песни The Real Linus Torvalds

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Linus Torvalds please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Linus Torvalds please stand up?
Um, We're gonna have a problem here..

Ya act like you never seen a penguin at all
Trippin' over windows you're bound to fall
So adopt a fat, Tuxy waterfowl?
Sit back while I snap you with a freedom towel
Don't get in a Panic,
Proprietary is manic,
All you Windows homers better just can it
Everyone knows open source is the way to be
Open and collaborative and above all, free
Linux is released under the GPL
Valued at $10.9 billion, well..
It's the king of operating systems and powers the technology we use everyday
Like Google and Facebook, cell phones and ATMs, super computers and The New York Stock Exchange
That's pretty heavy - yep, yep...yep, yep


He invented Linux back in '91
at the young young age of 21
Barely old enough to drink,
Linus had a think and started the baddest platform
that computers ever seen before
Son of Finland and grandson of a poet,
Linus got mad rapping skills and you know it
He's married to Tove, Karate champ mainstay
--she's a tough chick and fine! Hey! Hey!
Like a 19th level cleric casts a Level 9 spell,
Linus works his magic and he does it so well.

CHORUS (repeat 2x):
'Cause I am Linus, yes I'm the real Linus
hating All you Fake Linuses are justa imitating
Won't the real Linus Torvalds please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Throw your hands up for our man Linus
He's so smart it almost obscene-us
Up in Portland living the dream-us
Much more than famous – he's extreme-us
Thank you, Linus, for breaking my chains
freeing me up from my Windows pains
the strains it put on my brains were insane
My coding hobbled like a codger with a cane
Today Linus works for the Linux Foundation
And continues to work on his grand creation,
Chuck Norris dubs Linus a hero
Yeah boi - He can divide by zero,
He can do an infinite loop in a millisec!
And roundhouse kick Chuck Norris in the neck
The code Linus writes is always bug-free.
He always in control, no need for Control Key
His DNA is binary, his IQ very high
He knows every single last digit of Pi
3.141592653589793... yeah whatever...

CHORUS (repeat 2x)