Max The Dork
Текст песни The Yawn Effect

I dont know what i will do today
And im not really sure i even care
And i cant seem to find the energy
To get myself out of my chair
Maybe ill go comb my hair
Then again maybe i wont

Chorus 1
Cos im bored baby bored
So bored i wanna kill myself
Im bored baby bored
I need something to do

Now someone told me something just the other day
Yeah he called me something like a couch potato
But i dont care what anybody says
Ill just sit here and watch the tube
Til my finger becomes glued
To the channel surfboard in my hand

Chorus 2
And im bored baby bored
So bored i wanna kill someone
Im bored baby bored
I need someone to do

I get impatient with the microwave
I cant wait for this damn burrito to cook
And i think maybe i should go to bed
But theyre selling taebo on tv
And soloflex on channel three
And maybe if i watch then ill look good
Chorus 1

Chorus 2