Micheal Rosen
Текст песни Sky High Rap

You may think I'm happy,
You may think I'm sad,
You may think I'm crazy,
You may think I'm mad,
But hang on to your seats and listen right here,
I'm gonna tell you something that'll burn your ear.

Hip, hop, the hip hop hap,
I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen Rap.

I was born on the 7th of May,
I remember very well that awful day,
I was in my mother, curled up tight,
Though I have to say it was dark as night.
Nothing to do, didn't want to breathe,
I was so happy didn't want to leave!

Then I heard some people give a shout:
One push, Mrs. Rosen, and he'll be out!
I'm tellin' you, that was a puzzle to me!
I shouted out: "How'd you know I'm a he?"
The doctor shouted "Good Lord, he can talk!"
I popped out my head and said, "Now watch me walk."
I juked and jived around that room,
Balam bam boola, balam de ditty boom.

Hip, hop, the hip hop hap,
I'm giving you all the mayze Rosen Rap.

When I was one, I swam the English Channel.
When I was two, I ate a soapy flannel,
When I was three, I started getting thinner..
When I was four, I ate the dog's dinner!
When I was five, I was in a band playing drums,
When I was six, I ate a bag of plums!
When I was seven, I robbed a bank with my sister..
When I was eight, I became Prime Minister!
When I was nine, I closed all the schools,
When I was ten, they made me King of the Fools.

So that's what I am, that's what I be,
With an M, with an I, with a K, with an E.
That's what I am, that's what I be
Mr Mike, Mr Michael, Mr Rosen, Mr Me.

Hip, hop, the hip hop hap,
I'm giving you all the Micheal Rosen
Rap.