My Little Pony
Текст песни The Perfect Stallion

[Sweetie Belle]

Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
She's the best teacher we could hope for
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar
But,
This one's too young,
This one's too old
He clearly has a terrible cold

[Apple Bloom]

This guy's too silly, he's way too uptight

[Sweetie Belle]

Well nothing's wrong with this one,
He seems alright!

[Scootaloo]

His girlfriend sure thinks so...

[Apple Bloom]

How 'bout this one?
He's much too flashy

[Scootaloo]

He might do!

[Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]

If he weren't so splashy

[Apple Bloom]

Too short

[Sweetie Belle]

Too tall!

[Apple Bloom]

Too clean

[Scootaloo]

Too smelly!

[Sweetie Belle]

Strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly...


[All]

-Sigh-

[Apple Bloom]

I don't think that we're mistaken,
It seems all the good ones are taken

[Sweetie Belle]

I really feel that at this rate
we'll never find the perfect date

[All]

Don't want to quit and give up hope!

[Scootaloo]

-to Big Mac-
Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?

[Sweetie Belle]

Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please say...

[Big MacIntosh]

Nnnnope!

[All]

Gasp!

[Sweetie Belle]

We did it girls, we found the one!
Who will send our teachers heart aflutter!

[Apple Bloom]

WAIT A MINUTE!
Let me get this straight,
are you talking about my BROTHER?









Thanks to Kimberly for correcting these lyrics