Neil Innes
Текст песни Hobgoblins

Hobgoblins

We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob
Goblins!
We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob
Goblins!
We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob
Goblins!
We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob
Goblins, goblins, goblins!!!
So don't do anything to annoy us!
Hocus pocus!
We are the jokers
We make sure...

We make sure when you drop your toast
It's butter-side down and on the most
dirty part of the floor
WE MAKE SURE!

We make sure, we make sure,
We make sure if you've lost your key there's no one in
We make sure, we make sure
When you've only got bare feet you stand on a pin

We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob
Goblins!
We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob
Goblins!
We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob
Goblins!
We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob
Goblins, goblins, goblins!!!
So don't do anything to annoy us!

Hocus pocus!
We are the jokers
We make sure...

We make sure when you wash your hair
The shampoo stings and the towel's not where
it was the moment before
WE MAKE SURE!

We make sure, we make sure
If anything should go right then don't blame us
We make sure, we make sure
We make sure when you're late you're going to miss the bus
...but only just

We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob
Goblins!
We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob
Goblins!
We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob
Goblins!