Neil Innes
Текст песни I & m the Urban Spaceman

I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I've got speed.
I've got everything I need.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I can fly.
I'm a supersonic guy.

I don't need pleasure,
I don't feel pain.
If you were to knock me down,
I'd just get up again.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby,
I'm making out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face.
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place.

I'm the Urban Spaceman,
I'm intelligent and clean.
Know what I mean?
I'm the Urban Spaceman,
As a lover, second to none.
It's a lot of fun.

I never let my friends down,
I've never made a boob.
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, here comes the twist.
I don't exist.