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Текст песни Blob!

Little baby Blobby was a cute little baby
when we found him on the beach,
there was nothin' shady
you could bounce him on your knee
like a ba-ba-ball
and his first little word was adorable

He said a blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah
Blah!

Thin edge of the wedge?
But everybody was so happy - about Blob

Blob was popular at school he was helpful too
He could get your motor runnin'
with a drop of goo
He was givin' it away never charged a dime
But by the time he graduated
Blob was business slime!

He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah

He's givin' you the Evil Eye!

Now everybody had it
they was drivin' around
They was givin' up their freedoms
for convenience now
Blobbin' up the freeway, water black as pitch
And somehow little Blobby was a growin' rich!

He was a blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah

It's linkin' time!

Now it was out of control
n' fishy's came to depend
on Blobby's Blob Blah, seemed to be no end
Then his empire spread and to their surprise
Blobby been a growin' to incredible size!

He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b

Then along came a genius Doctor Puffystein
And he battled the Blob
who had crossed the line
He was 50 feet tall - Doctor said "No fear"
I got a sample of Blob I can reverse engineer!

But it was too late!
Blob was takin' over the world!
He wants your video!
Ya he wants your net!
He wants your drive!
He wants it all!!

Somebody help us!
Noooooooo!
NVIDIA!
Intel!
Atheros!
3-Ware!
VIA!
ATI!
Broadcom!
TI!
Myricom!
HighPoint!
Adaptec!
Mylex!
ICP Vortex!
and IBM!
Takin' over the world!