Original Broadway Cast Recording
Текст песни Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened To My Part?)

Whatever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start
Now we're halfway through act two
And I've had nothing yet to do

I've been offstage for far too long
It's ages since I had a song
This is one unhappy diva
The producer's have deceived her
There is nothing I can sing from my heart
Whatever happened to my part?

I am sick of my career
Always stuck in second gear
Up to here with frustration and with need
I've no Grammy - no rewards
I've no Tony Awards
I'm constantly replaced by Britney Spears
Britney Spears!

Whatever happened to my show?
I was a hit, now I don't know.
I'm with a bunch of British knights,
Prancing 'round in woolly tights.

I might as well go to the pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
Out shopping for a bush
Well they can kiss my tush
It seems to me they've really lost the plot

Whatever Happened to my -
I'll call my agent, dammit!
Whatever happened to my -
Not yours, not yours - but my,
Part?