Renaldo & The Loaf
Текст песни Critical Dance

your pirouette's not perfect yet
yes sir, yes sir!
and your entrechat's a mal-a-tete
no sir, no sir!
in this ballet who... who says "tres bon"
"n'est-ce pas?"
"mais non?"
"oola!"

your heels are worn and your tou-tou's torn
yes sir, yes sir!
so you think you're suave with your eyebrows shorn
no sir, no sir!
in this ballyhoo, who says "sehr gut!"
"nicht wahr?"
"ach, nein?"
"wunderbar!"

your better half's a dead giraffe,
yes sir, yes sir!
cause you pas-de-deux's a leaden laugh,
no sir, no sir!
in this ballyhoo, who says "it's good"
"great news?"
"but no?"
huh, bullgoose!

your legs too long, your skull's too strong
suppose your nose is wrong
your eyes are blue, your ears are too
your mouth is oozing glue!

pile
jete
entrechat
argh!