Richard Cheese
Текст песни Star Wars Phantom Medley

Well A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
This guy in black was on the track of the rebels led by Leia
Hey! Luke Skywalker, they fried your uncle and aunt
So he left Tatooine with light saber in his pants

You can bet I wanna be a jedi, there is no try only do

Use use use the force, trust me Luke its neato
Listen to Ben, he'll tell you when to launch your torpedo

It's a ship that is flown by that Indiana Jones
And the Falcon goes flying along

He is Darth Vader, he's a Jedi hater,
He dies much later, in Episode 6

Obi Wan Kenobi, all covered in brown,
He may cut your arm off, if you screw around

Ba la la la la la Boba, he's the bounty hunter
After Han under that armor he's got nothing on

I love the Star Wars movies, the trio without equal,
and now its time for Episode I
Pop goes the prequel!

The Phantom Menace, the Phantom Menace
Who you gonna see it with, share a cola with Sebulba
Or have some popcorn with the Sith

Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks, his floppy ears are giant
They rendered him with a Pentium lets hope he's Y2k Compliant

Watch Pod Races in heat, Kaboom, Kaboom
Anakin needs a booster seat oh the Tatooine day

They'll be flying around Naboo when they come

They'll be fightin' Battle Droids of the Federation
Hey those lightsaber sounds just like electric razors
They'll be flyin' around Naboo when they...

Come all ye forceful, join the team ancient speeder

Queen Amidala, Amidala, Amidala
She's a hot tamala, Natalie marry me

The saga starts with Obi Wan Kenobi
and Qui-Gon jin those guys were jedi's with light sabers and hair extensions

Anakin is a little boy but some day he will destroy the jedi knights and
galactic fights with ships and battle droids

He knew R2D2 on naaboo luke and leia
ben and yoda , jabba, chewie, han and bolba, ewoks jawas and the gungans
and the guy from pulp fiction

ships attacking creatures biting and
and darth maul is kung fu fighting good and evil fade into history
the coolest toys in retail history

episode 1!!!!

Shut-up the movie has begun



Thanks to fyuxit for these lyrics

Thanks to Pasi from Finland for these lyrics

Thanks to Dave from Oklahoma for correcting these lyrics
Thanks to Moebius from Brazil for final corrections.

Thanks to Moebius for correcting these lyrics