Romanovsky & Phillip
Текст песни Some of My Best Friends

Try not to laugh at the clothes that they wear
Didn't mother teach you that it's not polite to stare
Don't make a scene when you see them arm in arm
It's best to just act casual as if you're not alarmed
Just look the other way if they should dare to show affection
And hope to god that they use condoms for their own protection.

Just try, try, try to open up your heart
This worl is big enough for some of us
To play a different part
It's not fair to persecute them for a sumple twist of fate
Some of my best friends are straight.

Try not to wince at their backyard barbecues
Be tactful when you tell them that their socks don't match
their shoes
And when they drive by in their souped-up automodbiles
Dont shout "You look ridiculous up there on those big wheels!"
Though the lifestyle they have chosen seema a bit outrageous
Take comfort in the fact that their conditions not contagious.

Just try, try try....

Although at times their preference makes them hard to tolerate
Some of my best friends are straight
We've got to understand they cannot help themselves
And if it disturbs you, perhaps you have those tendecies
yourself!!

Try not to gawk when you see them at the mall
Don't freak out at the gym if one should
share your shower stall
Try not to smirk at the hairdos that they sport
Though at times you'd like to haul them off to fashion court
And if in fact you find yourself compelled to intervene
Just gently recomment they find a barber whose a queen

Just try, try, try to open up your heart
This world is big enough for some of us
To play a different part
Although they have a tendency to overpopulate
Some of my best friends are straight
Now I might not want my sister to take one on a date
But some of my best friends are
One of your best friends could be
Even someone right beside you could be straight.