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Текст песни Kyle And Jackie O's Truth Detector

Look at me I'm Famous, I passed the test
On Kyle And Jackie O's Truth Detector
I lasted longer than all the rest
On Kyle And Jackie O's Truth Detector
They wired me up, they put me in a booth
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I went a whole hour without telling the truth
On Kyle And Jackie O's Truth Detector

Everything happens for a reason
Were all created equal
Life is what you make of it
A good TV show always gets another season
Kindles are technology just for the sake of it
Everybody loves to have a punt
and football players are a bunch of cu...
caring self aware heroes, rugby players too
the hotel lobbys where you take a poo

Religions not the cause of all lifes sufferings
The worlds a better place cos it's run by a man
The girl on the ad who says "puffin muffins"
Doesn't need her eyes stabbed out with a ballpoint pen

Global warming's not a new way to make money
Australian's love their burgers with gherkin
90% of radio Comedians are funny
and I really wish I was Tex Perkins

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They tried to stop me winning the prize
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They offered me bribes, put stars in my eyes
On Kyle And Jackie O's Truth Detector
I said no matter what evil amoral unnethical thing you try
On Kyle And Jackie O's Truth Detector
Your not going to stop me telling lies
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Sold out my friends
Threw my love in the sink
I said things you never even say to a shrink
So I'm on the skids
My lifes on the brink
But at least I got two tickets to Pink

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Later inadvertantly the studio engineer
left the machine plugged in to every program
every gotcha call
every greed laced stunt
every back room meeting about massaging controversy
For 4 months, 7 weeks, 27 days, 13 hours and 4 minutes
And not a singles sound was heard from
Kyle And Jackie O's Truth Detector