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Текст песни Dick's Automotive

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John was living in Ocean Beach, California with his girlfriend,
Julie, when he decided one day, "Hey, Jule, let's move up north.
To northern California where the air is clear and the skies are
blue and they have more traditional family values. What do say
Jule?" So they loaded up their car and they moved up north to
the Santa Cruz mountains near the Byantine Winery into a one
bedroom trailer behind the bowling alley. Two blocks from the
supermarket. One more block to the south

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Dick's Automotive
Dick's Automotive
Dick's Automotive

John applied for a job at Dick's Automotive and Dick came to
the door and he said, "Tell me Johnny boy. Can you rotate the
tires on a '72 Subaru?" He said, "No." "Well then, can you change
the oil in a '76 Pinto?" He said, "No." "Well can you rebuild
a holly four-barrelled carburetor on a '69 Camaro with a big
'ol hearse shift rod?" And he said, "Um, no." "Do you have a
girlfriend with long, red, curly hair. Creamy, milk-white thighs.
Big full lips. Biceps like Henry Rollings? And can she just scream
like a hyena in the summer?" And he said, "Yes." And Dick said,
"Boy, then you're hired."

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John studied real, real hard. He learned how to rotate the tires
on a '72 Subaru. He learned how to change the oil in all the
Pinto's. And he learned how to rebuild that holly four-barrelled
carburetor on a '69 Camaro. And much, much more than that. He
learned how to make love with his girlfriend, Julie like a real
man oughta. And Dick gave him his service stripes and he said,
"There's a little old lady and her car's broken down up near
the Byantine Winery. You gotta help her man. Go Sheba, Go. Rrraah,
Rrraah." So he sent him on his way and about that time Dick glued
back in his dentures, glued back on his toupee, stood in front
of the mirror and said, "I feel sexy! I wonder what Julie's doin'
all alone in that trailer. I bet she's having trouble opening
up a can of peaches right now. I'll bring along my blowtorch
just to see if she needs help." So he hiked a block down the
road to the one bedroom trailer behind the bowling alley and
he knocked on the door. And Julie answered the door and she said,
"Oh, hello
Dick. I was just having trouble opening up a can of peaches.
C'mon in." So he started up the blowtorch (bwooh) and all the
peach juice ran down his veins. And he poured it in the Tupperware
that Julie used to sell in Ocean Beach. And he said:

We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic
We're goin' on a picnic

So he loaded Julie into his '57 Chevy and he drove her up right
near the winery. Into the middle of the forest he took her. And
he tied her up to a tree. And cut half of her top down. And he
said, "Stick out your tongue." Then he put on forty-two and a
half tabs of brown acid that he still had from his Woodstock
days. Sprickled a little paote on her tongue just for good measure.
She saw all kinds of colors. Lemon yellow, orange orange, cherry
red, kaleidoscope eyes. The world was on fire. And about that
time there was a mommy deer walking through the forest with a
baby deer. And Dick cut down Julie's arm and he poured in some
granola and he mixed it up with stricnine poison and he said,
"Oh, c'mere little deer. I have some food for you. Look at Julie."
And the mommy deer said, "Oh, I better eat it first because it
could be poisonous and my heart is much stronger than yours,
child." But really the mommy deer was just a glutton and wanted
all the food. And the mommy deer stuck her little mommy snout
into Julie'
s palm and it licked it. Mmmm. Mmmm. And it said, "oh, go ahead,
eat some." But the mommy's heart was much stronger and when the
baby deer stuck her tongue into the palm of Julie's hand and
licked, it died. Flat shooby doo wop down. And the mommy deer
died shortly thereafter. Zippity doo wah out on the ground. And
Dick cut Julie down from the tree and he looked at the dead deer
at his feet. And he grabbed her around the neck and pushed his
tongue right down her mouth. And he said, "Wow, nature's so bitchin'!"

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At Dick's Automotive (play it you silly freak!)

'Bout that time John was driving back down the road feeling really
good about helping that little old lady out. And he saw Dick's
'57 Chevy parked on the side of the road he said, "Wow, he could
be in trouble. I'd better bring along a chainsaw, a blowtorch
and an icepick just to see if he needs help." Then he said, "Whoa,
that looks like the afghan sweater that Julie's grandma knitted
us last summer in Ocean Beach. What's Julie doing here?" And
he hiked through the forest. And he saw the love of his life
on a dirty brown piece of Berber carpet. Dick's dentures on the
ground chattering. His toupee being carried off by the squirrels
and cockroaches. And he saw red and he started up a blowtorch
(bwooh). Then he welded their bodies together, took an icepick
out of a secret manilla envelope, stabbed them fifty-seven times.
Started up a chainsaw (br-r-r-r-r), cut off Dick's ankle. Put
his foot right in his mouth and says, "Look's like you put your
foot in your mouth one last time, Dickie Boy!" Then he looked
at the
dead deer at their feet and he picked them up. And he gave the
mommy deer mouth to mouth resucitation, but to no avail. The
mommy deer was dead. And he gave the baby deer mouth to mouth
resucitation and the baby deer came back to life. Charles Bronsan
had tears in his eyes, I guess 'cause nature had been vindicated.
David Coresh was selling barbequed ribs on the side. The mommy
deer still was dead. And he said:

Mommy deer dead, baby deer alive
Mommy deer dead, baby deer alive
Mommy deer dead, baby deer alive
Mommy deer dead, baby deer alive

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