Sammy J
Текст песни Ricketts Lane

SAMMY J:
I'm in love with a girl and she's beautiful
She's a dew drop on a rose betwixt a new born baby's toes
I'm in love

RANDY:
I'm in love with a girl and she's beautiful
She's the sunlight through the window of a florist on a rainbow in the clouds.

SAMMY J:
She's in my heart

RANDY:
She's on my brain

BOTH:
She lives at 30 Rickets Lane, Glen Iris and she...what?

SAMMY J:
Did you say 30 Rickets Lane?

RANDY:
30 Ricketts Lane

SAMMY J:
That's where my girlfriend lives.

RANDY:
That's where my girlfriend lives.

SAMMY J:
Randy you know what this means, don't you?

BOTH:
We're dating housemates! WAYOO!!

SAMMY J:
I see her on the weekend.

RANDY:
She sees me through the week.

SAMMY J:
She works Monday to Friday.

RANDY:
On the weekends we dont speak.

SAMMY J:
Oh well that explains why I never see you there!

RANDY:
Conflicting schedules.

RANDY:
Crazy!

SAMMY J:
Cos I see Karen on the weekend.

RANDY:
And I see Karen during the week...

SAMMY J:
Sorry, what?

RANDY:
My girlfriend's name is Karen.

SAMMY J:
No, my girlfriend's name is Karen.

RANDY:
No I'm dating that Karen that....

SAMMY J:
Oh, god. Oh, god. Hang on Randy, what's Karen's house-mate's name?

RANDY:
I don't know! I don't see how that's relevant. It's Clare or Karinda or...

SAMMY J: It's like Caroline....No it's Karen!

RANDY:
It is!

SAMMY J:
They call themselves the Karen Club! Oh, my god, I was so nervous!
I nearly thought we were...Oh! Don't go there sister!

BOTH:
She's got a small tattoo of a snow leopard flying though the jungle...on her

SAMMY J:
Left

RANDY:
Right

BOTH:
Thigh

BOTH:
And she's also got a tattoo of a snow leopard flying though the jungle... on her other thigh

BOTH:
At the

SAMMY J:
Front

RANDY:
Back

BOTH:And the..

SAMMY J:
Back

RANDY:
Front

BOTH:
Of her

SAMMY J:
Right Shin

RANDY:
Left Shin

BOTH:
And her other shin

RANDY:
She has got so many snow leopard tattoos on her. Just waist down, pussy to foot. They're flying, they've got purple wings...

SAMMY J:
Maybe it's a coincidence?

RANDY:
What do you mean?

SAMMY J:
They live together maybe they do the same things together

RANDY:
Oh! Oh, okay okay! So Saturday night they're at the Karen Club
They're having a few drinks, they decide go for a walk,
They see a tattooist at a parlour, and, and and...

SAMMY J:
Two for One deal.

RANDY:
TWO FOR ONE DEAL! TWO FOR ONE DEAL!

SAMMY J:
And so they get a discount and they get the same stencil

RANDY:
It's cheaper!
Heaps of Snow Leopards!

SAMMY J:
It doesn't surprise me. My Karen, she's an out of controller
but yours is quite conservative.

RANDY:
What? my Karen is crazy! She's got that whole Yugoslavian upbringing.

SAMMY J:
No, no my Karen was born in Yugoslavia.

RANDY:
No I'm dating the Yugoslavian Karen...

SAMMY J:
Okay let's sort this out once and for all;
What is your girlfriends surname?

RANDY:
What's your girlfriend's surname?

BOTH:
Dupopnovitch!

SAMMY J:
Of course, we've got our problems

BOTH:
she told me that she's having an affair
But she's leaving him this weekend for me...
She's leaving him this weekend for me...
She's leaving him this weekend for me
Cos she gave him Hep C
That she got from a dodgy needle
when she got her thirteenth snow leopard tattoo