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Текст песни Charlie 'n Charlie

Charlie 'n Charlie are twins.
You can never tell where Charlie ends and Charlie begins -
The search is on; Charlie looks for Charlie in vain, no game,
'cos Charlie 'n Charlie are the same.

Collecting driftwood down by the shore,
Charlie thought he'd open a store...
Across the sands his first customer approaching on his hands, (tin can) -
Charlie faced Charlie like a man.

I saw Charlie jump and holler
when Charlie dropped a dollar down his collar -
"You spoiled my neck! It'll never be the same again - (no blame) -
'cos your neck and my neck are the same."